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以下這5個笑話適合作為帶團時的口袋名單笑話嗎?感覺有點冷笑話,不知笑果如何?大家有覺得哪一個好笑的嗎?給點意見吧!

 

Why didn’t the shark swallow the clown fish?

Because it tasted funny. (funny意為有趣的,或菜的味道奇怪)!

 

 

Why were six afraid of seven?

Because seven, eight, nine. (seven ate nine).

 

 

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

Because he had no body to go with. (no body沒有身體,音同nobody沒有人)

 

 

Why did the teacher wear sunglass to the class?

Because her students were so bright. (bright有明亮的和聰明兩個意思)

 

 

Why did the pregnant lady start yelling “I’m! Didn’t! Can’t!”

Because she was having contractions. (contraction有子宮收縮和縮寫兩個意思)

 

5則笑話來自下方影片,若需要更多解釋以明白笑話的話,可直接點閱影片檔喔!

 

 

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帶團是個散播歡樂的工作,為了讓旅途的氣氛愉快,講笑話是個不錯的選擇可收畫龍點晴之效,所以平常準備一些笑話可讓行程走的更順利喔!下面這笑話我帶團時講過很多次了,笑果不錯,參考看看吧!也歡迎大家分享你們實測過笑果不錯的笑話:)。

 

Who knows what the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED is?

 

 

 

When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.

 

And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.

 

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are …COMPLETELY FINISHED!

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